Julie

Julie is Norwegian for “soft fingers”. It can be used when someone’s fingers, are soft like banana and avocado. Julie is not a positive word and should not be used.

Boy: let go of me! You have julie.
Girl: I used too much hand custard, please let me hold your hand.
Boy: no.
Girl: but I love you.
Boy: ew. I don’t want your julie to infect me too!

Mie

The name Mie is short for “mystery”. Mie is the kind of girl who doesn’t like feets very much. She prefers to use her arms instead. What makes her so valuable is how she can travel really fast from place to place. Something that is a paradox, since she doesn’t like using her feets.

1 Person: Look over there! It’s a wild Mie.
2 Person: I can’t see her?
1 Person: she’s gone already! I guess I was just lucky.

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