Arthur Cooke is literally he most sexy individual man alive. He is just really epicly cool and radical and he has lots of friends who never make fun of him
Dont you wish Arthur Cooke loved you?
Absolute beast of a man up front, and is incredible at finishing. Will never miss a shot on goal, and is often let down by man like j2splashy not passing around the bloody box.
'You know how Small Skinny scored another skinny trick?'
'Yeah hes incredible'