Bumbertooten

Substituted for any word in the English dictionary, primarily designed for the words fuck, fucked, or fucking. Is interchangeably a noun or verb.

“Work today was so awful, the customers really bumbertooted me.”

“It smells like bumbertooten in here!”

“Man, Wendy’s coke is such a bumbertoot!”

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”