Phatee

Phatee is the name of the gods that’s why you weren’t name it. A boy with this name is loved by all, but his infectious love is reserved for only those that are worthy. When you see Phatee walking the streets of Paris, Rome, or Bangkok you stop and stare—not him. His style rivals that of Kim Kardashian, his dance moves are imitated by all of K Pop, and his cooking leaves Gordon Ramsay speechless. Phatee is a lover, not a fighter. He makes his bed every morning, brushes his teeth twice a day, and drinks plenty of water. Truly a remarkable man. Only the luckiest people in the world get his attention.

Troy: did you see Phatee last night?
Colin: yeah, he’s so fly. I’d fuck him.