Menis

A Menis is an imaginary moose that has a penis shaped head.

To draw a Menis, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.

Finally, to make your upsidedown penis look like a Menis, draw two pupils in the center of the circle, draw a penis hole, which will serve as the mouth, and for antlers, connected pubes coming out towards the top of its eyes (Should look something like lightning, but less jagged and more flowy), and then your Menis will be complete

*Tires Screech*
"That was close! We almost hit a Moose!"
"That wasn't a Moose! It was a Menis!"

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Penir

Penir is an imaginary beaver that has a penis shaped face.

To draw Penir, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.

You're nearly done! All that's left are the eyes and teeth. To draw pupils, place 2 dots in the center of the eyes you had first drawn. Secondly, for the teeth, start at the vertex of the "U" bit of Penir's nose, where the tip should have been drawn, and go directly up to the center of the 90-degree line drawn earlier.

You know how to draw a bever?
Of course I know how to draw Penir!

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