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Minecraft

The best game ever

Minecraft is Love, Minecraft is Life (This is a splash text from an april fools update)

by Smart People of Earth November 27, 2019


FoRtNiTe

The unholy thing that creates homicidal maniacs. Bad for anyone, if played can cause you to lose your humanity, sanity, experience huge personality changes for the worse, and/or cause you to lose your wife and be disowned by the rest of your family. Most susceptible are children and teenagers.

Cop: Why did you walk into the house and shoot that man, and start dancing on his corpse?
Some obese hobo child with no family and no sanity (possibly not a human): I saw it on Fortnite, so it must be ok!

by Smart People of Earth April 9, 2020


Fortnite

A thing that taints one's soul and is so annoying that I will shoot the next person who talks about it.

My "friend": FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
Me: I will put you out of misery. Goodbye, old friend. (uses pickaxe from Minecraft to kill him and purify his existence)

by Smart People of Earth November 27, 2019