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Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

by Smartycat September 4, 2011


Leadershit

The type of guidance you follow when you only want to get deeper into the muck and stench.

The stench will never leave after following his type of leadershit.

by Smartycat September 27, 2020


Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 4, 2010

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Clicktagory

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

by Smartycat August 6, 2011


Shirthead

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

by Smartycat December 20, 2020


Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 23, 2010


Hardllelujah

Barely worth celebrating.

It was bad enough to get the speeding ticket, but I'll be singing hardllelujah when my insurance rate goes up !

by Smartycat December 30, 2011