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-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, thereâs shit streaks left in there.
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
âYo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every timeâ
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when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.
1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.
-Booty brows
-The lines under your Buttcheeks
1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ââTwas quite nasty.
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
âQuit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DMâsâ
âAt least Iâm not a shart loaf like youâ
When you canât stop farting. Like diarrhea but instead of shit, itâs farts.
âSorry, I canât have that spicy buffalo sauce, it gives me farterrhea.â
1:Instead of a shit fart, itâs a sneeze fart.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of âachooâ it was âachhh*fart*ooâ and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
-To blast with great force or magnitude
-A forceful blasting
-That fart was blastious asf.
-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.