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The Shitpost Dilemma

When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.

An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.

Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."

by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021


Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017


spare tire

In a group of five friends, the fifth friend can be considered a spare tire.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.

The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.

As Jimmy was sick that day, Daniel the Spare Tire, would get to take his place

by Smashed Marx October 3, 2017

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Cringewalker

a cringey individual who deceives others into believing they are based.

Often times the cringewalker in question will use more based opinions to cover up its cringier ones, similar to how a skinwalker will use animal skins to hide itself.

Jeremy: Yeah, I just think people need to stay in their own lane.
Gerry: Based.
Jeremy: So that includes big government getting out of corporations’ way. Monopolies are natural and stopping them ruins a market.
Gerry: Ah shit, that’s cringe. You’re a cringewalker!

by Smashed Marx November 9, 2021