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A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.
Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.
The act of having anal sex with someone who has never had anal sex before.
It was 2 am and she was a naive girl, drunk and willing try new things, so he suggested the dirty columbus.
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