petgftd

When you give your friend a pet, and you find out they regifted it to your frenemy so you unfollow their Instagram and burn all bridges with them.

Damn it, Janelle, Brad petgftd the half-dead hamster I gave him.

Smeef

Smeef is the word for "I'm an idiot" in ancient Kai, who's mom allegedly messed up his birth certificate.

Smeef Smeef Smeef is Moto Moto