september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

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