Harmer

An individual who loves themself more than anything else. A Harmer has little to no common sense, is socially awkward and lacks simple communication skills. You can usually find this person at a gym, in front of the mirror, studying their own body like they want to fuck themselves.... or having somebody record their every rep to post on social media. They’ll also watch their own video 372 times. The love that this individual has for themself makes people around them feel extremely uncomfortable.

That fucking Harmer has been standing in front of the mirror admiring his biceps for the past 47 minutes... He’s really starting to creep me out.

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Butting heads

Butting heads happens when a pregnant female and a male with an extremely large cock are engaging in sexual intercourse. As the male begins to vigorously thrust his large cock into the pregnant females vagina, and gets deeper and deeper, eventually the head of his dick will begin butting against the head of the unborn fetus, which is commonly known as butting heads.

Jameson: Hey Gary, I heard you were banging that pregnant hooker last night.
Gary: Yeah, I did. And I’m pretty sure that baby and I were butting heads most of the time. I probably gave it a concussion.

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New Concord French Swirl

After a nice dinner at local favorite, Dairy Duchess located in beautiful New Concord, Ohio, The woman begins to give the male a blowjob until he ejaculates in her mouth (she can’t swallow). The male then lies down and the female shits in his mouth (he can’t swallow). After that, with their mouths full of the other’s fluids, they French kiss and make a New Concord French Swirl.

Patty and I got fucked up last night and made a New Concord French Swirl. Then we puked all over each other.