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Wave Plan

This is when you have people in your neighborhood that you never say 'hi' to, and they never say 'hi' to you. You strictly just wave whenever you see each other.

Liz and Ed are great! They live right next to me. We never talk though. We subscribe to the 'wave plan'.

by Smellman September 10, 2008

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Vagfetti

The toilet tissue fragments that sometimes remain on the vaginal area after briskly whiping once uraniation has concluded.

Jill was embarassed when Todd went to give her oral pleasure but was soon turned off by seeing the 'vagfetti' that coated her vaginal area.

by Smellman June 18, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Vart

When a girl is sitting down and farts, and the fart ripples from the knot area up through the roastbeef curtains before fully entering the atmosphere. This my dear, is a Vart.

I would say that Diane sits in her office chair and Varts about 8 times a week and giggles to herself.

by Smellman April 2, 2009

38πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Chicken Bone Laugh

Γ’Β€ΒœA somewhat forced, darty laugh accentuated for reasons unknown with a throaty sound resembling the sound of someone choking on a chicken bone.Ҁ



"Man they was dyin'! It was so damn funny. Chris was laughin' so much he broke all up into the Chicken Bone Laugh!"

by Smellman February 5, 2009

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercly making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.

I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye

by Smellman April 2, 2009

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercely making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.

I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye

by Smellman April 2, 2009

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Kitty Carryall

When a girl is a tad older and may have a lot of experience being with a variety of mates and or toys. Her vag part is then referred to as a Kitty Carryall.

Bill was excited about being with an older woman. He has heard nothing but great things about Jill and was eager to enter her Kitty Carryall, where so many others had been before him.

by Smellman May 4, 2009

14πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž