boomer remover

Another name for the coronavirus Covid-19.

So called since boomers have shown little respect for nature or minorities, and because Covid-19 is a part of nature that just happens to have an extremely low mortality rate for those under 50, while being very deadly to baby boomers and anyone else that old or beyond.

Mr. X: "Hey Vinny, *cough cough* I got the stuff!"
Vinny: "You got the boomer remover?!"
Mr. X: "SHHHH! and YES, I got it, now shake my hand I just coughed into, go south, and touch everything in as many diners and old people bars as you can. If we remove our detractors, we'll win the election!"

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Joomboobles

An interjection conveying nervousness, surprise, and elation.

Upon the sight of my girlfriend holding up a massive whip, I exclaimed, "Joomboobles! That's so big!"