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You are having anal sex with your partner, when before climax, you pull out and climax in your yamulcha. Then you take the soiled yamulcha and give your lover a facial.
Mordechai was giving it to his old lady on shabbat when she asked for the Rocking Ruby.
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When you are having anal sex with your partner, before climax, you put a hampster/gerbal into the ass and continue with the sex. If you are still able to climax, there will be six more weeks of winter!
Jerry was with Meadow last night and it was wild. She's so freaky, she asked him for a Punxsutawney Phil.
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