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frost grizzly

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.

The frost grizzly is the only known enemy of saber-toothed seals.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015


saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015


zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.

This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.

by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015