Busy bee

A person who's constantly up to something, wether it be talking shit, doing laundry, running in the neighborhood, visiting family, working overtime, mowing the lawn, talking to strangers like they are family, they are the type of people to say "howdy"

My neighbor is such a fucking busy bee, I get woken up at like 5am to him mowing his fucking lawn.

Niggard

A real word that is not the n word. It means a greedy person.

Person 1: John is such a niggard.

Person 2: Excuse me?

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Chocolate Icecream

When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.

Comes from the fact that Ice cream looks like ass cheeks when you first open it.

Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream

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The Bible

A long ass paragraph that has to do with something extremely simple.

"Yeah, I'm not about to read a reply that is literally the bible on a comment that was a joke."

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