Going poopin’

Going poopin’ is a game with the goal of finding and collecting the most unflushed poop inside of toilets. The unflushed poop must be returned to the base toilet and flushed. Once in the lead a competitor may choose to flush poops to prevent others from scoring provided that zombie poopin’ is not in effect where each player must work together to flush all poops at the base toilet before sunrise ( or designated time) to prevent the poops from becoming animated in a manner similar to zombies of degrees ranging from ‘walkers’ to ‘28 days Later rage poops.’

Hey, what are you doing? Going poopin’ want to go? Yeah, I know there are always poops in the boys bathroom

Solution mudbutt

Solution mudbutt- a method of using an unverifiable illness, muddbutt, that can claimed as a way to use paid sick time to take care of personal business or get out of something you don’t want to do.

Why aren’t they here today? They called and said they were sick and weren’t going to be able to make it. Whatever, that’s solution mudbutt. They had court today and didn’t want anybody to know so they chose solution mudbutt.

Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

poocack

South eastern Missouri derivation of poo nanny used in reference to the vagina and sex.

Did you get some poocack last weekend?