Bungclot

"Probably like a flipping dingleberry but its in your penis."-Archie L

Archie - ive got really bad bungclot.
Tom - what the fuck is a bungclot.

Lucy

A little sister who is a little shit who likes throwing archies phone on the floor.

Tom: "how did you break your phone."
Archie: "Lucy threw it at the floor."
Tom: "What a twat."