Schleeb on a Deeb

An action that can be an absolute fucking disgrace or it can be the greatest thing that’s ever fucking happened depending on the context.

Hey you fucking doobie stop it and friggin schleeb on a deeb you fucking idiot schwoy.

Doobma

An extremely lethal sickness that can be caught by being a huge doobie or schleebing on a deeb a lot. Also very contagious.

Smitty: hey Dante how are you feeling today.
Dante: doobie Jake gave me doobma!
Smitty: Rest In Peace doob.