A-dar

Short form of asshole raydar. A 6th sense about assholes where upon meeting someone, you can instantly know whether or not they are an asshole.
Similar to gaydar, but with assholes.

Fras: Hey, isnt that sebastian?
Cass: Careful, my A-dar is screaming code red

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Epipherette

When a smoker has run out of cigarettes, then suddenly realizes who they can bum one off of.

Smoker 1: Damn I ran out of cigarettes
Smoker 2: Shoot me too...
Smoker 1: Hey wait a second, doesnt Bob have cigarettes?
Smoker 2: I think you just had an epipherette

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