Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.

Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

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Go sing with Elvis

Phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar.

Hey Dave, save my seat, I'm going to go sing with Elvis.

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Mile Ahead Club

Having sex behind an interstate sign advertisement.

We had sex behind the Cracker Barrel sign next to I-75. Now I'm a member of the Mile Ahead Club.

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Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.

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Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.

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Headphone Thrower

When listening to a song on your headphones, you are so overwhelmed with the power and awesomeness of the music that you spike your headphones like a football when the song is over.

Elvis' performance of "American Trilogy" is a headphone thrower.

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Mouth hug

Another phrase for a blowjob.

Man 1: Darlene gave me a mouth hug in the car on our way to dinner at the Waffle House.
Man 2: Well, it was your anniversary, after all.

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