A Japanese Warning Shot

A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke

Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*

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Reyarded

Re•yard•ed - Meaning: of being so mentally incapacitated that you are only comparable to a yard (or lawn) because vegetable wasn't accurate enough.

I visited my friend who was taking care of a reyarded girl yesterday. She just sat on the couch sprawled out and motionless for the duration I was there for.

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Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.

Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."