Creepy

A person who you encounter either online or in the real world who gets too personal too quickly. (For example, sends you inapproproate pictures of themselves). Also, a person who uses the guise of friendship for ulterior motives. This individual often provokes a cringey, uncomfortable feeling in the person they are attempting to seduce or defraud.

(Random man in his 50's who just added you on social media) I can't stop staring at your picture.

(You) Please don't be creepy.

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Ponte en 4

Get on all fours and take it doggy-style

Ponte en 4 voy a dar pa’tras

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auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

Issingint

A word that you type when you’re driving or doing something and you shouldn’t be texting, which causes the receiver to respond “What?” so you have to stop doing what you are doing and retype the word.

I still have a pink charger in my car!

Do you want me to get you a purple one or maybe a rainbow one instead?

No am issingint

What?