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A woman whose backside is so visibly covered in cellulite that it appears her yoga pants are concealing hidden bags of marshmallows.
Man, did you see that marshmallow smuggler walking into Starbucks? I think Lulu Lemon just threw up a little in her mouth!
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The part of the body that your girlfriend or wife possesses that somehow allows her to get offended by something you've said that everyone else in the room finds hilarious.
Wow, that joke that Joe told about the priest, the pianist and the tromboner was great, but his chick is staring daggers at him. He must've hit her So Not Funny Bone.
The amount of emotional stability associated with an individual as it pertains to how dramatic an event is required to move them to an extreme emotional state.
His girlfriend seems to be able to be moved to tears by such a simple thing as a greeting card commercial. That chick has absolutely no emotional inertia!
In celebration of both perfect technique and perfect dismount, the term used to describe a bowel movement that required no wiping and left no evidence in the toilet.
I couldn't believe that I had to drop a deuce at that party! Thank goodness Mary Lou Retton showed up, and left not a trace of evidence.
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Any bodily fluid originating from the face (ie. saliva or snot), particularly in a large quantity.
After visiting his water bowl, my bulldog left a long, disgusting trail of wilger all over the kitchen floor.
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