Smoove B

Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.

What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!

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pike out

To say you are going to do something and then back out at the last minute. To flake out.

I can't believe you piked out again last night. You are such a piker.

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church

1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.

1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!

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sex commute

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

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