Smorterra

Short, small and has a crippling addiction to Legends of Runeterra.

"He is a smorterra"

Gengar In A Jar

Someone who keeps flexing his Tintin merchandise, Lego sets and won't stop asking you to play Pokemon showdown.

"He is the alpha Gengar In A Jar"

Gabil

Drug dealer who's lonely and in desperate need of attention.

Wow, he's a gabil ain't he.