Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

Meal Down Under

When you have a meal from down under (anally), preferrably with your partner and in the southern hemisphere

Gday Amanda, how are you doing?
Oh you know the usual, me and Frankie had a meal down under