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face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT January 13, 2016


smurgleballs

To pad, paw pull at your ball sack for pleasure, just after blowing your load

What am I doing? Playing smurgleballs, you wanna go again?

by SmurgleT April 20, 2016


scarevert

When an over sexed perv comes on really heavy and scary

Don't go with him, he is a pure scarevert!

by SmurgleT April 20, 2016


googlestun

The ability to end any debate with technology

So you think you are right then? Time for a googlestun my friend

by SmurgleT April 20, 2016


Narnian

A woman with the hair of a lion, a face of a witch and a body of a wardrobe.

Seemed like a good idea at the time, but this morning, that bitch looked like a narnian.

by SmurgleT January 8, 2016

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Flesh head

A bald man

Wow, the sun has just dazzled me bouncing off the managers flesh head

by SmurgleT November 11, 2022


goss hawk

A mum who stands outside the scool gate, for ages after drop off, chatting who knows what to other goss hawks, like they have absolutely nothing to do all day.

I couldn't get out of the school gate for all the bloody goss hawks

by SmurgleT May 9, 2016