The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat
Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!
To pad, paw pull at your ball sack for pleasure, just after blowing your load
What am I doing? Playing smurgleballs, you wanna go again?
When an over sexed perv comes on really heavy and scary
Don't go with him, he is a pure scarevert!
The ability to end any debate with technology
So you think you are right then? Time for a googlestun my friend
A woman with the hair of a lion, a face of a witch and a body of a wardrobe.
Seemed like a good idea at the time, but this morning, that bitch looked like a narnian.
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A bald man
Wow, the sun has just dazzled me bouncing off the managers flesh head
A mum who stands outside the scool gate, for ages after drop off, chatting who knows what to other goss hawks, like they have absolutely nothing to do all day.
I couldn't get out of the school gate for all the bloody goss hawks