iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

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Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

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Hillary Duff

A guilty pleasure. Despite a lack of any talent, she'd still be worth a ride. See also Jailbait

Hillary Duff, giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy.

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Power Fist

Perhaps one of the coolest weapons ever to come from the game Fallout. Used to deliver hand-to-hand death to anyone foolish enough to stand in its way.

"We're gonna kill you."
"Oh, yeah. Well, feel the might of my POWER FIST!!!!!!!"

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Soft Boy

One who is the opposite of a Hard man. Generally, the soft boy is unable to fight, or will go down after one punch. A Soft Boy is also one who cannot hold his drink.

He threw up after only three pints. What a Soft Boy.

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Howitzer

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

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aug

Steyr AUG. Austrian assault rifle, though also the official weapon of the Irish army. Using a bullpup design, it is incredibly lightweight, due to its carbon-fibre body. Fires 5.56mm rounds

I shot him with my Steyr

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