crazy frog

Jamster ringtone that is making billions for some geeky little nerd in a recording studio and causing many members of the human race to rip their own ears off in a vain attempt to make the irritation cease. After - in a sudden act of stupidity - you decide to buy it, you will have paid a total of around £40,000 trillion pounds instead of the promised £2.50. Absolutely no point whatsoever.

'This is the 14,521st text message from Jamster mobile, and will cost you £10,000 sterling. If you liked the ringtone, why not buy the remixed verson, the remix of the remix version, the wallpaper, the screensaver, the animated screen saver, the game, the official T-shirt...' Er... No thanks.

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wat the fock is goin on here

A phrase which is said with extreme emphasis - usually resulting in a gallon of saliva coming out of the user's mouth. Used a lot by black USA rappers, particularly 50 cent.

D12 walk into a swimming pool.
50 cent: 'Wat the fock is goin on here?'
Unfortunate passer by, now drenched in saliva: People are swimming. It's a swimming pool.

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