Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

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lung candy

A cute little euphemism for having a cigarette.

"Jack stepped outside for some lung candy."

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backdoor barf

n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.

"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."

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mung bucket

n. A bucket used under a beer tap to catch foam and pour-offs. Can get very nasty over time, and can be used on demanding jerks at the bar as a source of a "special pour".

"Don't be a wanker to the barkeep or your next drink may come out of the mung bucket."

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shout at your shoes

A euphemism for throwing up on the floor, or just vomiting in general.

"Carl’s outside shouting at his shoes. I knew that last drink would put him over the edge."

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molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

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flag hag

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.

"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."

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