August 2nd

August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse

Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!

Jiffy

A very quick handjob.

Hey Rachel, I got lacrosse practice in 15 minutes. Can I get a jiffy before I head out?

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