Poop bugle

Mouth from which much garbage and trash talk is emitted

I told Geoff to shut his poop bugle before flies lay eggs in his mouth.

Ape on a stick

A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.

Omg Lennie! You ape on a stick! Quit climbin’ the freakin’ mini blinds!

I.L.B.

International Luxury Beast. An animal in captivity who delights in the finer things in life and takes advantage of opportunities to maximize their own comfort regardless of their worthiness.

Where’s TedBlanco? He’s laying on my pillow on the bed, what an I.L.B.