beer

Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

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condom

A savior from responsibility

Thank God, I had a condom else we'd be screwed.

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storming the castle

putting the moves on a girl, seducing a lady friend in hope of getting some.

I was storming the castle last night with Jen.

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