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That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.
Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!
Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.
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When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick