Porking my snarl

"Porking my snarl" is attempting to minimize the aftermath of a bad hook-up - and usually a bad hangover - while dealing with friends or coworkers the next day.

Ugh. I hooked up with Tammy last night. I've been porking my snarl all day.

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Twank

To tweak something until it is beyond repair; whatever you were tweaking is now tanked, and you need to start over.

I tried to change the two-column newsletter to one column. Now the whole thing is twanked.

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