Dab

The Dab is a forbidden word that has been locked away for centuries and has now been released on our generations. For it is the root of all evil and most unbearable of dance moves. You mustn’t lift thy right inner elbow to thee face and stick out thy left arm, for you will be greatly punished. In a nutshell, this is an AWFUL dance move. Don’t you dare do it.

Rebecca: did you see Sam, he just dabbed. What a nerd....
Sam: (DIES)

Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH

Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)