issues

1. Topics for discussion or debate.

2. Euphemism for "problems" used by women and effeminate men. These people want to appear to be too polite to say
"problems," so they say "issues."

Joe: "I have issues."
Schmoe: "You have ISSUES?! What are you, some kind of girly man? Women have issues. Men have PROBLEMS."
Joe: "Oh, you're such an issuephobe!"

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San Francisco

A city across the bay from Oakland.

It is known for it's wonderful international cuisine, its legions of bums (which are called homeless in San Francisco), pouves, a lawless mayor, and Tommy's Joynt.

Next time you're in San Francisco, get a bowl of Buffalo Stew at Tommy's Joynt.

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slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."

Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.

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mince

To walk with delicate, deliberate, feminine steps, often with exagerated, delicate hand gestures.

The distinct gait of the poof, as bait for trawling for other pouves.

Realy Ernie, if you want to play on the Raiders, you can't mince around like that!

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NASCAR

An auto-racing sport watched by rural people, rednecks, southerners, and people from America's heartland. Their fondness for this sport causes no end of grief to liberal twits and democrat oafs, who ridicule everyone who is a NASCAR fan. This proves that there must be something good about NASCAR. If Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson ridicule it, it MUST be good!

Do your patriotic duty! Offend a liberal! Go watch a NASCAR race!

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Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.

Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.

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cut the cheese

To fart.

Something that someone has done on the backside of the Wisconsin commemorative quarter.

Who cut the cheese on the back of that coin?

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