Scrongle

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion

You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!

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The method

The act of pissing in a condom, freezing it, and then using it to pleasure oneself.

David: "George, I just did the method, and I'm never going back!"
"I told you it was good!"