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Gucclets are arrogant, malign and paranoid beings who will bend their knee to none but their Father in Darkness, Michael. The desires of their Mikelets and Daemonguccies are for power and domination, and for weapons and soldiers that will make them invincible - and it is from this desire that the Gucclets; the scions of fire, were born.
Rather than summon uncontrollable Daemons as a human Chaos Sorcerer might or parley bargains with the greater fiends of Chaos, priests of Michael have long sought to enslave the Daemon they summon by binding it into weapons and armour, war machines and constructs, thus harnessing and controlling them to the Sorcerer's will and giving them form. With the Gucclets they have sought to do something more, to create a race of beings, half-daemon stuff and half-raging fire drawn from the magma of the deep earth and birthed in the boiling blood of Michael's burning sacrifices, given form and contained within an armoured framework of articulated iron and rune-stamped bronze.
My grandma was killed by the Gucclet in the attic.
Oh no a wild gucclet appeared, I think it'll burn through the local village and kill everyone.
Three hours ago a gucclet manifested in the orphanage, sent by a priest of Michael to kill and consume everyone inside.
A swell lad, one who perhaps isn't straight but overall still gives everyone a great time.
~Man I just pulled a Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower on that guy
~No freaking way you just Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower'ed
~Both: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSsksksksk
The act of retaining one's urine for a week and then ushering forth a wave of piss on their partner's face the likes of which R Kelly could only dream of. This super slaying move is guaranteed to win the hearts of any man, woman, otherkin, and animal under the sun. Best used on a Friday night and while reciting Revelation 19, the move has several variants. One may grasp the partner's head and cascade down the shower to exfoliate the hair follicles, thereby removing 6 months of stress in a 30 minute quenching of urine. Alternatively one may attempt to get an Angry Dragon variant by urinating directly into the partner's mouth, this should be done to where the partner blasts the piss out of both nostrils, ears, and eyes.
Ultimately, the Icenhower Power Shower is one of the deadliest and sexiest maneuvers known to mankind, the originator of this move had an average penis too which makes it even more impressive considering its popularity.
Guy at Party: Hey Cindy why do you smell like dog piss and have liquid running from your ears and nose?
Cindy: Oh you know Elijah gave me the classic Icenhower Power Shower
Some moves and techniques in the sexual realm of the human experience need little to no introduction, this is one such move. Guaranteed to make anyone simp for you, it involves the most disciplined urine retention for an entire week followed by releasing a Fukishima sized Tsunami of piss onto your partner preferably while reciting apocalyptic scripture such as Revelation 19. Variants exist with either a proper golden shower from the hairline down (great for the skin btw) or direct insertion followed by blasting one's urine down your partner's throat. It's possible to achieve an angry dragon and have the urine spew out of the partner's nose only with this move it's known as a Gilded Geyser instead.
Coworker: Shauna you look so great today wow! Your face is practically dripping!
Shauna: Blushing Elijah gave me an Icenhower Power Shower last night and it's been doing wonders for me twirls hair
Coworker: Smh I wish my significant other would give me that but they think peeing more than once a week and not on my face is normal pouts
A place where you can go and jerk it with some studly lads, lasses, laxxes, and laxs. San Diego's is the most famous, although Tuscon has one that gets you abosolutely TURNT too. If you're lucky you'll meet a lonely and supreme jacker who will tell you "WELCOME to insert city here IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE", should this happen, do not refuse as you'll waste the best opportunity of your life. Most have a public restroom sign on them which lets you know you're in for one hell of a time. It's not considered cheating by almost 12% (just under 1 in 8) of people to visit a jackyard for a day or less even whilst in a committed relationship. In a Jackyard everyone is legally single.
Known in some archaic parts of Appalachia as a Goonmill, but around the world the vernacular term is Jackyard
Ex1: Person 1: Ugh where can I go jerk it with some people of questionable character?
Person 2: Under the overpass on I-95 there's one hell of a Jackyard.
Ex2: Person 1: Babe why didn't you pick up our daughter at school for three hours? She was scared out of her mind!
Person 2: You should've seen how scared I was at our town's Jackyard #8 for the past 5 hours, which just under one in eight people would NOT consider cheating!
Ex3: Person 1: WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE
Person 2: FUCK YES!!!!
An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.
Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!
Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her
Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.
Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*
Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*
Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?
Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??