Crip-nips

A past tense used to confirm someone has bee Nipple Crippled.

Also used to replace the phrase 'Oh for F***'s sake

"Haha jonny's got Crip-nips"

"Oh Crip-nips"

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Facebonk

A common misspelling of Facebook. It occured to me that this is a effin' funny word and obviously a reference to being shagged in the face whilst giving oral

"I want to Facebonk your face"

"She was rubbish at head so i just Facebonked her"

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