Sneeve

The act of sneezing into your shirt sleeve, which has recently been encouraged to help prevent the spread of the Influenza H1N1 virus by such authorities as WHO, President Obama, and Elmo.

Dude 1: Achoo!
Dude 2: Dude, you just sneezed into your sleeve.
Dude 1: Dude, it's called a sneeve, and everyone should do it.
Dude 2: Frankly, I prefer the snot rocket, because now your sleeve looks like you just had one off the wrist.

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