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This is an expression to be used when someone who has been through hell finally has something go right in their lives.
An unexpected blessing, a miracle, to show that God, who had apparently been slacking off for a while, has finally reappeared.
"After an agonizing journey with stage 4 cancer, she found out that the man she has secretly been in love with for 20 years has also been in love with her. Now she's cancer-free, and they're engaged. God is back from lunch."
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An adjective describing the state of being so deliriously happy, you're unraveling at the seams. Usually connected with being madly in love.
You're on Cloud 10. You're laughing, doing cartwheels, bursting into song, and bumping into furniture.
"She was so blisscombobulated that we had to scrape her off the ceiling with a spatula."
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A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.
"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"
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"Jeffervescence" is the quality that someone named Jeff possesses when he is overflowing with enthusiasm, sparkling with charisma, beaming with light, exuding joy. The term was coined by Suzanne Whang (former host of HGTV's #1 show, "House Hunters") and was inspired by watching Jeff Vezain perform on stage with Gary Sinise's Lt. Dan Band.
As soon as he made his entrance on stage, grabbed the microphone and started singing, the audience was delighted and transfixed by his Jeffervescence.
The perfect superlative response to being asked when you're going to do something that you have absolutely no intention of doing. EVER.
"When are you going to accept the fact that 'irregardless' is now in the dictionary?"
"At never o'clock!"
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