poonami tsunami

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.

Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!

Snad

A male snake owner. Short for "snake dad."

Person 1: I need to date a hot, single snad.
Person 2: Don't put that on your tindr profile or guys will send you pics of their trouser snake.

Snum

A female snake owner, a shortened version of "snake mum."

Person 1: I heard she's a snum.
Person 2: Nice, I'll send her the next snek meme I see.