Snicker Tits

Snicker Tits is when a woman get snickers (the minis) and lets them melt on her nipples. Once the snickers have been melted the woman smears the chocolate all over her "tits" then someone or something cleans the woman's "tits" via his or her tongue.

That chick on "6teen" is snicker tits, I bet she gets cleaned by the security guard.

or

That chick on "6teen" has snicker tits, perfect for the taking.

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I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

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P-Town

Province Town, Massachusetts a.k.a. hell on earth.

I went to P-Town, I'll never be the same again.

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Sodomines

Can be used to describe hell on earth. Can also be used to describe a map/instance on any online game that is complete rapage. Can also be used as a synonym for the Dead Mines in World of Warcraft.

Hey dude, can you run me through the sodomines?

Bustedtees

A containment unit used to contain mammaries of a female homosapien.

There are presumably breasts under those bustedtees.

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Salad Tosser

When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.

That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.

That bitch is a salad tosser.

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Guitar Guy

The ass clown at parties that plays guitar to seduce women and steal the pussy from everyone else. The ass clown is usually an asshole, but puts on a show for the ladies.

I want to kill the guitar guy.

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