Snivy

The best new Pokémon of Generation V. Known as Tsutarja in Japan and nicknamed "Smugleaf" prior to its English name being revealed. The grass-type starter of Pokémon Black and White, it has gained notoriety on the Internet, making it the most popular of all the new Pokémon — and with good reason. Have you seen the thing? It's a fucking awesome plant snake with a constant sly smirk. It also looks damn good with a monocle. What more do you want? Plus, it's better than those other shitty Pokémon Tepig (Pokabu) and Oshawott (Mijumaru), which are stupid names if you ask me.

Snivy is the best fucking thing about Pokémon in the past seven years and you know it.

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