HPD

Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.

Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.

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baldilocks

A completely hairless female genital area.

Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.

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Barsmiles

The satisfied, excited look on an individual who is enjoying their social outting to the fullest. This would include, but not limit, a solid alcohol buzz, potential ass to be had, a strong surrounding crew, and tight music flowing through the air.

Based on Mark's barsmiles, any newcomer into the mix would quickly conclude that he was having a good night and most likely not going home empty handed.

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folo

Literally meaning a fake polo shirt. Folos include any collared polo shirt that has some wack ass animal or object on it instead of the original horse.

Because Jon was short on loot, he invested in a few folos at the local convenience store hoping that nobody would notice the difference.

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Sciannanagans

When a female chooses to get with a male who is feminine, malleable, and/or frail for purposes of boosting her self-esteem.

Shanda got a restraining order put on her for getting OBO'ed by Bob, so she had to pull a few Sciannanagans for a while to get her back on track.

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minesweeper

A minesweeper occurs when a girl gets her bikini stuck up her buttcrack. She utilizes both pointer fingers to simultaneously and symmetrically sweep the bikini out of her ass.

Megan was lying on the beach all day and when she finally stood up, she needed to pull a minesweeper to fix her bikini wedgie.

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Headnod

The involuntary and repetitive head reflex one exercises when listening to a really tight jam (song). The individual bobs his/her head to the beat of the jam, exuding a feeling of confidence and coolness that quickly vanishes once the jam ends.

Once "Nothin' But A G Thing" came on the speakers, Maleeq's headnod intensified dramatically and the hos noticed his good vibe.

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