Trashbag

A not so common pet name given to a female by her companion. “Trashbag” is the equivalent of “babe”, “sweety”, or “honey” for those who do not consider themselves romantic. The term is controversial in that the female’s friends will oftentimes consider it sexist or degrading. On the contrary it is actually a term of endearment. Meant for the type of girl who is not easily offended and therefor Extremely sought after by the opposite sex.

She’s not my “bae” or my “honeybun” She’s my Trashbag…. Whatever. Suck my balls. I don’t have to explain shit to y’all

Snoobing

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

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